10 Reasons to Hug an Accountant on Valentine's Day

Remember to show your accountant some love on V-Day. Here's why:

1.  Because they have cute assets
2.  So they will buy you a liquid asset
3.  It boosts their intangible assets
4.  It's a nice show of depreciation
5.  They need the credits
6.  It's a marital distraction
7.  Because, technically a hug is a charitable deduction
8.  Some folks can just check your boxes
9.  Accountants are people too, no exemptions
10.  So they won't think you are withholding on them