Remember to show your accountant some love on V-Day. Here's why:
1. Because they have cute assets
2. So they will buy you a liquid asset
3. It boosts their intangible assets
4. It's a nice show of depreciation
5. They need the credits
6. It's a marital distraction
7. Because, technically a hug is a charitable deduction
8. Some folks can just check your boxes
9. Accountants are people too, no exemptions
10. So they won't think you are withholding on them
